The Kingdom of Womble 12553 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.677 billion Womble 12553ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Womble 12553ian economy, worth 218 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 46,745 deniers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 301,280 per year while the poor average 2,930, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 12553's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 12553 is ranked 149,384^th in the world and 13,425^th in Chicken overlords for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.